Cast
thief Corvus cornix
aggrieved owner Tachyeres pteneres
Location:
Tierpark Friedrichsfelde, Berlin, enclosure for Spheniscus humboldti and Tachyeres pteneres.
Act 1
T: quack! hiss. (Yo, punk! That’s my bowl, git off it!)
C: [gulps down more food]
T: QUACK! Hiss hiss! (I said git off it!)
C: croak! croak! (I’m going, I’m going already. Don’t get all exited!)
C: crooooak croak! (not fair, man, u on the dole gettin’ fat and I gotta work for me livin’!)
Act 2
(silence)
dinosaurpalaeo 
There is so much urban theropod drama that gets overlooked everyday- I’m glad you are giving it attention. People need to stop fantasizing about bringing dinos back and realize we have the real deal outside the window everyday!!!
Yep – there’s much to be seen even on every road, much more in parks and zoos! 🙂